10 things about me

1) as mysterious as a hidden file.

2) as listless as tapir.

3) as complicated as words.

4) as forgetful as an old man.

5) as irritable as Beethoven.

6) as harmless as a rabbit.

7) as straight as rules.

8) as confiding as a lie.

9) as generous as Google.

10) as punctual as sunflower.